My newest addition. The time vortex with a white Gallifreyan overlay that translates to “Be Extraordinary.”
HAPPY CROATOAN DAY!
Er…Croatoan Day? Croatoan Week? The timeline given seems to give us from August 1st through August 7th.
I’m not sure WHY we’re celebrating the end of the world, but I’m not sure what else I expected from us.
Anyways, be glad, ecstatic, even! You have not been hit by the extremely contagious Croatoan Virus…or have you?
Stay safe and remember to hoard all that toilet paper! And if you’re down in the dumps and alone as hoards swarm around your home? Well, send me an ask and I’ll make you a ficlet!
I hope you have a spectacular morning, day, afternoon, or night, wherever you may be, and again, Happy Croatoan Day!
I really love the ‘Happy Croatoan day’
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
Are you even real
Ok, NOW I have a crush on him. Officially.
Please, please tell me he’s not a skrull. How are you real?!
You killed thousands of people and destroyed Manhattan, Loki.
Adding these tags from Lokithesnarkworld:
#yeah…#kind of like thor#thor attacked jotunheim#and slaughtered frost giants over an insult#as I recall#he was banished to a nice midgardian town for three days#found a girlfriend#and returned to asgard a celebrated hero#I don’t remember any chains#or rigged trial#or much fuss of any kind#funny how that worked#also#there was more fuss over loki returning to asgard a criminal#than there was over loki falling off the bifrost#and presumably dying#it doesn’t matter odin if loki’s broken and suicidal#and most likely dead#but as soon as loki steps out of line#there’s a fuss#loki#odin#thor 2
The issue is…one thing leads to another.
If you had a pro-life island, it would just be so easy for the forced pregnancy initiative to turn into a forced blood donation initiative. And then a forced blood donation initiative would turn into a forced bone marrow donation initiative. And then that would turn into a kidney donation initiative, and so on, and so forth.
That’s what’s so scary about the entire pro-life mental process. Right now, we have a protective glass ceiling keeping the pro-lifers away from our bodily autonomy - but if they break that glass ceiling, all sorts of other things can enter. Once you violate one piece of bodily autonomy, what’s to stop you from doing it to another? If they made abortion illegal, and had no unborn fetuses left to protect, what’s to stop them from going on to born sick people and starting a campaign for forced blood donations?
Really there’s nothing stopping them.
That island would be a miserable place to live. And the sad thing is…there actually are countries like that hypothetical island, and you know what? The people there are really unhappy about it.
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LETS PLAY A GAME. It’s called: Who directed it TIM BURTON or HENRY SELICK
We’ll start with the 2009 Laika film Coraline based on the novel by Neil Gaiman. Do you know who directed it? Burton or Selick?
Did you guess yet?
If you guessed Henry Selick, you would be correct. Tim Burton actually had absolutely nothing to do with Coraline at all in anyway ever. Reminder: Tim Burton has NOTHING to do with Coraline. At all. But that was an easy one. Let’s go to the Walt Disney Pictures adaptation of Roald Dahl’s novel, James and the Giant Peach next.
Think you got it? Are you sure? Better double check…
Oh, look. It’s Henry Selick again! Tim Burton actually interacted with this project, though only as a producer. Bet that was tricky… Next one! Let’s go to the Disney/Touchstone Pictures film Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Have you guessed it correctly? Have you really?
Yep that’s right. Even Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas was directed by Henry Selick. Though Burton wrote the poem and created the characters in which Nightmare was based he didn’t have much interaction with the project beyond that. At the time he had already signed off to direct the film Batman Returns and did not want to be involved with the “painstakingly slow process of stop-motion animation.”
Looks like it was a trick quiz. But now you know Henry Selick, whom people rarely know of is responsible for many of the most well known stop-motion animated films. The more you know!
This isn’t even being qeued. This is just being reblogged, because some of you still don’t understand who directed Coraline.
Most people totally and painfully incorrectly attribute most stop-motion they grew up with/on with Burton simply because they tacked his name on NMBC.
You are a - god (naturally)
Your weapon - bow (nice, nice)
You work for - Stark Industries (yes, go on)
Best friend - Bruce Banner (he’s likeable)
Lover- Loki (awww yisss)
Saves you - Pepper Potts (awesome)
Crushing on you - Clint Barton (because of my weapon, likely)
Enemy - Bruce Banner (wait, what? I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS HOW CAN YOU BETRAY ME, BRUCE??)
Kills you - Loki (goddamn it my best friend and my lover both turned on me)
things i needed to hear in health class:
- puberty might make you squishier and its ok
- vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
- all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
- genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
- people have stretch marks sometimes
- people have pimples on their butts sometimes
- people have cellulite sometimes
- gender =/= sex
- sex =/= scary danger FEAR
- bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred
- everything is ok
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY